Mozart was a red.

I am not a good little libertarian; I have a confesion to make. I am dating a woman whom I did not clear with my Objectivist overlords. I am sorry please do not have Dave write me a letter of condemnation and banishment. I realize my emotions signify my loathing of reason and my hatred of life. I apologize. I will attend twice as many meetings and start smoking.

Sincerely,

Stewart